The title of this thing is a mystery
Because there's only one sonnet in it.
So what's the deal calling it Stoner
Sonnets? It has a nice ring to it.

Most people don't know what a sonnet is
Anyway. For example, is this one?
So far there are more or less ten beats per
Line, but that's not important. What's important
Is that there are 14 lines in all, I think.
I've got five lines left, would you like a rhyme?
Perhaps a riddle? Ok, what goes on
Four feet in the morn--No, that one's old.

Not much room. "Never spit on a joint that's
Lit." Phew. Now what about the rest of it?